December 02, 2003

Crap in the Hat aka: Worst Movie Known To Man

Tuesdays are movie days for Bella and I. Last Tuesday we had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing .... The Cat in The Hat.

I can not begin to describe the pain and torment of sitting through each horrific moment of this GAWD awful movie. I know what you're thinking, "Why didn't you just leave?"
Well, I almost left. I stayed because I thought it would get better. And because I had driven all the way downtown with Bella (getting her ready... her screaming ... the whole ordeal of just getting there) and I had paid already. But a strange thing happened. Out of morbid curiosity I stayed and to see just how bad it would get ...
and I was not let down. Sitting there I began to get embarrassed for Mike Myers. I felt sorry for him. But sorrier for myself and putting my child through that too. AND I paid $3.50 for a lousy drink. arg.
Children's' movies can be very good. I love children's' movies. Marry Poppins, A Bug's Life, Monsters INC, Hell-raiser, Edward Scissor Hands.
I look forward to sharing movies with Bella .... good and bad. We did have a good time together. But for the love of your children DO NOT GO TO, RENT, OR ANYWAY CAST YOUR EYES ON THIS MOVIE. thank you.

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